Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Day 9 – Fortress of Solitude: Barricading the Store

On Day 1 of this nightmare, the paramount priority was barricading the entrances to the store. I have not really had an opportunity to describe what we did specifically regarding all the doors and such. (I am still not comfortable talking about Zero Hour yet. I will but… not right now.) After a week of living in here, we are pretty confident that what we have done is working. With that being said, barricading the store was not easy but it was easier than I expected.
I know the sheer size looks difficult to defend but it is actually quite the opposite. Outside of the front of the store, all of our doors are security doors which means they don’t have any handles on the outside and can only be opened from inside. And these are heavy steel doors. It is impossible for anything to break these doors down without some sort of battering ram. So, most of the exterior doors that you see on the map were secure to begin with as long as they are not opened from the inside.
Our store features three roll up doors that are roughly the size of your standard garage door. One is positioned for semi-trailers to back up against and sits so high off the ground that I doubt the zombies could even reach it with enough leverage to do any damage. If you are outside, the bottom of the door hits about chest level but that is not even an issue because a semi-trailer was backed up against the loading dock at the time of the attack. So, we have that truck available but we have secured the roll up door and locked it. That area is locked down tight. We didn’t know what happened to the driver but as he is unaccounted for, I can only assume the worst.
(Note: Pardon the expression but we want to cannibalize the CB radio from the semi and have been attempting to make contact with the outside world with it if we can adapt a power source. We are going to wait until things calm down a bit before venturing outside.) 
The store uses a fully functioning forklift so we placed a couple of tons of pig iron against the second roll up door. That bad boy isn’t moving unless we want it to.
The only other roll up door was in the Produce Department where I worked. We blocked that one off with pallets of product. Shipments arrive to grocery stores on pallets. Imagine a bale of potatoes. They come five units per sleeve for a total of fifty pounds. You can fit five bales on a pallet layer. That equals 250 pounds per layer. So, a ten layer pallet of potatoes equals 2,500 lbs. of product. That is a lot of weight. Much like the door barricaded with the forklift, the Produce roll up door is not moving unless we want it to. [Note for later: Produce is going to be our entry and egress point for later but that is another blog entry.]
Now, the main points of concern were the three front doors. The south entrance has an “in” door and an “out” door that are both the size of a standard door. The north entrance is a large sliding glass doors. Using the same weight formula as with the potatoes, you can imagine how much a pallet of pork and beans weighs. I don’t care how many zombies you get pushing on the door, they aren’t shoving the door open with – literally – a ton of dog food or soup lodged behind it.
And we didn’t just use one pallet. We used the store’s Walker-Stacker and double-stacked pallets of products before placing them up against the doors at the front of the store. This plan has seemed to work pretty well so far. The doors could still be a giant liability but now that we have them reinforced, I really think we are safer than I thought we would be.
Things could change. If the zombies do get overly violent and hungry, they could still smash the window or the glass in the doors somehow but with all that weight up against it, I just don’t see them shoving the door open. Still, it is better to prepare for the worst case scenarios.
Once we get to a point where we can make it outside (along with getting the CB out of the semi), we intend to park cars against the doors so that the zombies cannot lay hands on the doors or windows directly. Then the doors will be even more covered and secured.
With all entries blocked, I would not say we are safe but we are certainly safer