I have been spending some good time up
on the roof here lately to get some sun and fresh air but this has also brought
something of a pressing problem on my radar. The temperatures have started to
reach into the nineties for the first time of the season which is leaving us
with a rather pungent problem. We have a number of bodies littering our parking
lot. Many of these are zombies that Lance and Hunter have been taking out from
their sniper positions on the roof. Once those bodies start to ripen and cook
in the heat on the asphalt, we could be in for some serious stench issues, not
to mention the health risks.
So we are going to have to figure out
how to dispose of these bodies. Burying them does not seem very practical. The
time to dig the graves, place the bodies, and then cover them back up would
leave team members pretty exposed. Burning them seems to be a pretty viable
option but I don’t really know how to start…