Okay, fish swim in schools. It is a
pride of lions. A pod of whales. A heard of cattle. A pack of dogs. We are
officially referring to a collection of zombies as a SHAMBLE. It is a shamble
of zombies.
Zombies shamble along. They don’t pick
their feet up. Maybe they don’t have the strength. But they only run if a food
source is near. So this is just our word for a group of them – a shamble of
zombies. For anyone still alive in the trademark or patent offices, that is our
phrase. Can you trademark a phrase or a word? Well, if you can, that is what we
are doing here.
Unfortunately, www.urbandictionary.com is down. This is unfortunate because
I used that website to learn what an “Upper Decker” was. But it also taught me
the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and a Cleveland Steamroller. It is a
HUGE difference. Well that and an Alabama Hot Pocket. Eww. (For those survivors
who happen to be reading this, I hope this offered you a moment of levity…)
I’m
off to bed, kiddos. Sleep tight.
