Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Day 72 – Swimming with Sharks

You can ask my son. I have lived by a maxim my entire life. What is the best way to avoid being attacked by a Great White Shark? Don’t go in the water. Last time I checked, Oklahoma has zero Great White Shark attacks. It is that simple. So while we have made a few excursions outside, we lost a member while we were outside and to date we have lost zero people while inside the store. So just to do a mathematical recap:
Inside Reason’s: Zero % Chance of Zombie Attack.
Outside Reason’s: % Chance of Attack.
I cannot guarantee the percentage number of getting attacked. Maybe it is 50/50. And, granted, certain things like weapons and smart tactics can reduce that percentage number down but there are too many variables to reduce that chance to an absolute zero. If you go outside, there is a percentage chance you can be turned into a zombie.
So for now, I will not let Alex go out on the ground. Not yet.