Monday, July 8, 2013

Day 71 – Sortie Mission #2

The success of the first sweeper team with beds and a guarantee of electrical power for what every five thousand gallons of propane will buy us bolstered the whole crew. So today at breakfast, we agreed on a second sortie mission into the outside world. But this time around we are going to have two different objectives. One is going to go out into Langley and the other team is going to do things to police our parking lot.
The goal of the people who are going to police the parking lot have a pretty good mission. First, the front entrances have been barricaded with this rough and tumble plywood/particle board that was four feet wide and eight feet high. This stuff is designed to hold pallets of product literally weighing tons. So we used these heavy shelves to reinforce the doors to the front of the store. Even if the zoms get so desperate that they break through the glass doors, we have not just sealed them off with this plywood.
Using the electric pallet jacks, the Walker Stacker, and the big propane powered forklift, we actually moved large stacks of industrial pallets of dog food in front of the doors.
See, businesses with lots of foot traffic often have two sets of doors. The theory is that by the time the second set of doors has opened, the first set of doors will have closes, therefore lessening the amount of air conditioning and heating that is lost outside.
So, we sealed the doors with the plywood. Then, we jammed pallets worth of stacked and shrink wrapped dog food up against the plywood to keep it from being forced in. (Those pallets literally weigh tons and we have two stacks of pallets stacked against each door.) Because of the size of the plywood, they cannot pull the shelving through the doorframe. And then even if they do, they have the dead weight of these pallets in between them. And THEN there is a second set of doors that are also barricaded with more dog food and pallets of non-perishable cans.
So while we are pretty confident, we want to further protect ourselves by parking cars up against the doors so any zoms could not directly get their hands on the doors without substantial work. 
But before we barricade off the north door, we want to use the pallet jacks (we have one electric and four hand-powered jacks) to bring in the pallets of potting soil that was drop shipped out at the front of the store inside.
And then if things go really well…. See, we share a parking lot with a convenience store and a liquor store. And that liquor store could be ripe for the picking…