Thursday, March 6, 2014

Day 312 – Zombiology 101: 100% Pure Adrenaline

Things are… Things are not good. I mention this only on the blog. I don’t want to mention this to our group for fear of diminishing our hopes. I hope you are not showing up to the party late but in case you are or if you need a recap, here is what we’ve concluded after watching our enemy for the last 312 days… We hoped that the winter would deteriorate the bodies of our enemies, would make them weaker. We were right but the Def-Con level has still elevated considerably.   
It seems like in the past week, we have seen a considerable amount of increased activity amongst the zombie population. Maybe it is our locals thawing out after the winter. Maybe they are migratory and on the move looking for more things to eat.
Way back when, I did an article comparing zoms to lions that had made a fresh kill. If their bellies are full, they are still very dangerous but they are not overly aggressive because their hunger has been satisfied (if only for a while.)
Well, as far as zombie standards go, it has been a long winter. And when a grizzly wakes up from a long hibernating slumber, the first thing they want to do is eat. The only thing they want to do is eat. They are ravenous. Apparently, zombies are the exact same way.
Not only are they ravenous, they are aggressive and angry. They seem worked up and their faces are no longer just emotionless masks. Their eyes are still very much dead but they are now aggressive and angry. It is like they are running on 100% adrenaline and looking to get any sort of flesh fix that they can.
Now, when these things come across our palisade of buses, it is not just a simple probing touch against the glass windows. Up and down the wall of buses that we have created, you can see spider web cracks and smears of gore and ichor from their hands where they have pounded against the defenses wanting any morsel of meat that they can come across. You can practically feel the desperation as they claw and pound against the defenses but I am thankful to report that we are holding strong. Striking from within the buses, we have taken out more than a handful of these wretched things.  
Now, I mentioned last week that their bones do seem to be becoming more porous. If zombie bones were made out of wood, it would be like they are being eaten by termites. There are pockmarks and holes in the bones. Is this what osteoporosis looks like? But the catch to it is their flesh is not rotting as much as we have hoped.
Maybe it was the cold temperatures. We don’t know. So at this point, it is easier to cave in a skull and get to that brain than before. However, the flesh moving those bones around is not as far decomposed as we hoped. Kind of a good news/bad news situation.
Still, with these things getting more desperate, now more than ever you have to keep up your guard.