Thursday, February 27, 2014

Day 305 – Zombiology 101: Deteriorating Physiology?

Oklahoma never really has deep, deep Minnesota winters. I never understood the panic in people and how they would flock to the grocery store at the first sign of snow. It never sticks around for more than a few days. But still, we are seeing an increase in the temperatures already. It is still cold as all get out, especially at night. However, during the day when the sun is out and shinning, the temperatures are easily getting above freezing. In short, we are starting to thaw out. And if we are thawing out, it means the zombies are thawing out too.
We have started to feel a distinct presence looming about, as if numbers are lurking about now, just over the horizon. Perhaps it could be a migratory pattern but we get the impression that as we are thawing out, Langley is not quite as empty as it was before we battened down the hatches for the winter. Time will tell.
However, yesterday, there was a shamble of zoms milling around out back. It wasn’t so many that we couldn’t handle them but it was also too many to just leave them outside your back door. Keeping with the theory of conserving ammunition and not revealing out position with loud gun shots, we had a kill crew go out to put them down along with cover fire from the roof (if necessary).
I would like to equate our success with the fact that we are getting better at putting these things down but no one had to resort to pulling firearms. Not a single shot needed to come from the roof.
I’ve never worried about being squeamish on here before sooo… When a baseball connected with one of the zom’s skulls, this thing imploded like an overripe cantaloupe. I would say a normal human skull might recoil and bounce around from a strike. It was like this thing was rotting at an accelerated rate from the inside out and when Luke made contact… Boom, blood and snot central.
And it wasn’t just that one. Maybe they were not all the way thawed out yet. Maybe their circuits were scrambled from the freezing temperatures. But they moved with a certain sluggishness. I don’t want to overstate things here but we put them down easy despite how aggressively they came at us. They walked right into it.  
So, as we were disposing of the bodies in The Pit, I took a closer look at some of their physiology. Something seems strange. One zom had some exposed bones. We were taking all the necessary precautions, wearing the surgical gloves and the chainmail gloves from the Meat Department. The fluids that was in this thing’s body seemed to be more along the lines of molasses than blood and the bones looked like they were covered in pockmarks and seemed more porous than normal.
Alex and I have come across cow bones when out in the back pasture before and those things could have been shaved down or turned into some pretty lethal melee weapons. The bones from these zoms are brittle. It feels like you could snap them over your knees if you wanted to.
Does this strengthen our theory that we just have to outlast these things?