Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Day 282 – Cavemen vs. Abstract Thought

Yesterday, late in the afternoon, we had another small caravan of cars come past. It seems we are not alone in our theory of winter being the safest time to travel. You combine this with the plane fly-over last week and you start to think that maybe we are going to survive this thing after all.
The small caravan slowed down as they passed us, you could see that they were contemplating and then they drove on. I will be the first to admit, this place is pretty darn secure and looking at us from the outside in, we do not look very inviting. There is no welcome mat on the front porch. Oh yeah and we have de-limbed zombies staked to fence posts in the gully out front. Yeah, real inviting.
Our supplies are holding out. We are still doing well. Toilet paper is still in ready supply despite being 282 days into this walking nightmare. Once that runs out, you know we are really in trouble. But in all reality, we are set pretty good. We have an abundance of food and water. Entertainment to keep the mind occupied. And we have a high enough level of security where you can sleep soundly. In fact, supplies are still going so well that Janet’s “care packages” are all still intact.
In case you forgot, one of our deceased members put together care packages of emergency supplies for travelers that came past. The group was cool with it as long as she used the generic brands. Travelers get the Always Save and store brands. We get the Cottonelle with the ridges and aloe mixed in.
Truth be told, if that caravan would have stopped, I think we would have handed off supplies in exchange for new information and maybe a little companionship. I cannot lie. I would welcome new people at this point just so we could have a change of pace and a “recharge” for the group. 
But then the “What ifs?” start playing up in your mind. I just have to assume that there is some warlord out there who is taking what he wants through strength of arms. Patton Oswalt had a really funny bit about that if I remember right. It was about how the biggest and strongest came to rule in the caveman era.
In this scenario, bullets are the number one currency because with them, you can pretty much take everything else that you need. But maybe I am wrong. Maybe the brute force cavemen had their time when this thing all started and eventually were overrun and consumed.
The next level to survive and outlast the mighty would be the clever. Those that have brains and could survive that initial onslaught (like we did) would be the ones to most likely be accepting the theory that it is us vs. them in this world now.  And those people would have to amicable to trade and friendly relations. After all, teamwork is the only way we survive this thing…