Thursday, February 13, 2014

Day 291 – Zombiology 101: Amputations

I thank goodness that we have not had to broach this subject yet… but I am not certain how we handle this. Amputations.
We had a discussion around the table about what would happen if a person is bit on an extremity. Okay, this conversation actually came about after Jennifer got scratched but let’s just say we stumbled across the topic organically. Okay?
     Jennifer: “What are you guys all talking about and why are you holding a machete?”
     Us: “Oh, you know. No real reason. How does that scratch feel?”
     Jennifer: “It is kinda starting to hurt.”
     Us: “Hold her down.”
Yeah that is going over like a lead balloon. So here is my thought process on Kharon and amputations. I think that it is only delaying the inevitable. Immunizations and vaccinations actually pump a weakened version of a virus into your system so you can make antibodies.
Realistically speaking, I cannot see how there can be any sort of immunization for the Kharon virus. Even getting the smallest trace amounts in you would be a death sentence. That single cell of Kharon is going to multiply in you and eventually shut down your organs so that you die and reanimate.
I will admit that I am not a doctor but this thing gets in your blood. How long does it take for your blood to fully circulate through your body? Wouldn’t one heartbeat do the trick? I have to think of this thing like cars traveling on a freeway and your blood vessels are the highway.
I would have to assume that this thing does not spread from organ to organ shutting you down. Given the severity and how quickly the mortality rate of this thing is I have to assume Kharon goes after anything and everything.
I guess it is possible but you would have to be lightning fast with the blade. And I am not certain people would survive the trauma of having a limb hacked off. I don’t think it is quite as simple as Hollywood leads us to believe.
Given how Kharon makes people hemorrhage like crazy, I could not see us stopping the bleeding. I am betting people would bleed out if you attempted it. Still, I guess it is worth a shot. After all, with Kharon, you ARE going to die. With an amputation, you MIGHT die. I just hope that we never come across that situation.