Friday, February 21, 2014

Day 299 – Urinating Off Your Back Porch (Yep, this blog is classy.)

So, at the start of the week I told you about the plan with the sirens. If you missed out, we snagged a few SUVs from the Langley police station. Before the freeze goes away, the plan was to use the sirens to try to lure out any LIVING beings that might still be holed up somewhere inside Langley.
Not every plan is a home run. We saw zero survivors. No one came out of any of the buildings, businesses or homes. I guess it is not a huge surprise. I mean, really, after this long of time you would think that some survivor would make their way to the best place in the whole town to get some food. I guess the thing is if they were going to make their way here, they would have done so by now.
Okay, so this does not seem like a really big deal on paper. (Or on a computer screen as this case is.) But I want you to stop and think about this. Langley was a population of around 800 people. 800 people gone. Wiped off the earth. AND we are the only living people in approximately a nine mile radius.
We have not gone for explorations in Adair, Spavinaw, Disney, or Vinita. But it is fairly safe to say that we are the only living people in a nine mile radius. This is Oklahoma. This is not Montana or Alaska where there are vast stretches of unpopulated areas. And to know that there is NO ONE else around in this entire town, it is fairly disconcerting.
Where I used to live, our home was pretty remote. I had a massive cattle pasture as my backyard. If I was out working in the yard and I had to take a piss, I didn’t run inside. I would barely do a look around. Just whip it out and do your business. My theory was if someone came down the road and could see it from that distance, hey, might as well be proud of it.
If I were so inclined, I could walk out to the intersection of Highway 28 and 82 buck naked and no one would see me. A fairly major intersection where there used to be streams of cars rolling along… and now, nothing. And if you go out there now, it is weird because the traffic lights are still going. I don’t know how Langley still has electrical power but I am not looking that gift horse in the mouth.
I could not imagine walking down the streets of 71st and Memorial down in Tulsa and see zero living people. I have commented before on how the world has gotten quieter without everyone running around. I could not imagine being down in a major metropolis and having everything be stock still quiet.   
It is just one of the major changes that you have to deal with during this whole thing.